G'day scumbags...  thanks for dropping by. This page was created in 1995 by a couple students from the Computing and Information Technology Faculty at the University of Western Sydney, Nepean.

It was done just for a bit of fun, but became more popular than we'd anticipated.  Yes - the quotes on this site really were uttered by Paul Keating.

This page is not affiliatted with any political party, nor is this site intended as support for or against either of the parties...  it's just a collection of comments from Paul Keating which the authors considered somewhat amusing.  All quotes contained within these archives are genuine.